Women and Jokes - What Jokes to Avoid When Trying to Make Women Laugh

Humor is a great way to attract women. Men with a good sense of humor are far more popular amongst women. But telling a a appropriate joke at the right time is very hard to do. Some people are born with a good sense of humor and some are not. It is not easy to impress somebody with a funny anecdote and it takes time to master this skill. Even most comedians who are very good at being funny, have worked very hard for it. Some jokes work but some should be avoided.

Religious, ethnic, sexist jokes

You have to stay as far away from these jokes as much as possible, especially if you are with some women for the first time and who you don´t know. This does not leave a positive impression of yourself and leaving a negative impressive on the first date is a death sentence. Even if a woman laughs, then that does not mean she liked it. If you have doubts about telling some joke then watch her body language, if she is unhappy and tense then avoid silly jokes like that.

Joking about her

It is alright in certain situations to joke about a woman. And in some situations that can be very useful. However you should never joke about her in front of a group or some other person. She may feel singled out and if you try to be funny in a bigger group, then some people may not get the point. And that can be very awkward.

Lame jokes

If you want to tell a lame joke then don´t tell it to a stranger. They only work for women who already know you or if they realize you are deliberately being lame. Avoid them, especially when you first meet someone, afterwards when you already know more about each other, go ahead.

End with the funniest joke

The last impression is almost as important as the first impression. If you can make somebody really laugh, in the end of a date for example, then you leave a great impression. The magician always does his best trick in the end of the show, this makes the performance unforgettable. The same is with dating. She will keep thinking about how you made her laugh and she might even forget, you were a little clumsy in the beginning.

Always make some notes in your mind about what worked and what did not. If you repeat the same line over and over to a woman, she will think you are boring. The best way to find out what works and what doesn't is trial and error. You should always keep the best jokes and use them, instead of telling new ones every time.

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Why People Laugh at Jokes

Jokes are a great way to make people laugh and have fun. Have you ever thought why people laugh at jokes? There are many reasons behind this. It is said that humans are the only animals in the world that have ability for both laughing and making other laugh. However, it can be easily presumed that even animals laugh in their own ways that we are unable to understand. One reason why people laugh at jokes is that most of jokes show some person in poor light. It makes people pleased as they feel they are better than the person made fun of in the joke.

There is another reason of laughing at jokes. Most of jokes have the punch lines that are completely unexpected. As they are surprised people laugh out of embarrassment or pleasure of getting some thrill out of the punch line. If the punch line is on expected lines then people do not laugh at them. When people see and have some unexpected experience they have some chemicals secreted in their brain that make them feel good.

Jokes have two parts in them. One part is introduction and problem or the crux of the issue. The second part is the punch line of the joke. The punch lines make people laugh. Jokes as a form of entertainment and amusement are very popular all over the world. In all parts of the world jokes are cracked and listened to. Most of the jokes circulate through word-of-mouth. In modern times after the advent of the Internet, jokes are all over the Internet. There are many websites dedicated to jokes and other amusement related items. They offer jokes on all topics like marriage, romance, office, blonde, etc. It has helped in circulation of all kinds of jokes to the audiences world over.

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Joke Telling - How to Get a Laugh Everytime

Telling a joke effectively and getting laugh isn't easy. It takes practice, skill, and some level of tact. To some some people it comes naturally, while others need some fine tuning. Below, the tactics used by professional comedians have been broken down into simple, easy-to-follow details for those who want to brush up on their joke delivery skills.

First Essentials

Let's start at the very beginning with the understanding of the anatomy of a joke. There are two parts: the first is the background, which gives the information necessary to appreciate the punch line. The second is the punch line, which is the last line of a joke and reveals the humor led up to in the first part. Either without the other isn't funny.

Selecting an Appropriate Joke

When deciding what joke to tell, consider your audience. You want to pick a joke that:

-your audience will understand (telling a joke about politics to six year olds will get you nowhere)

-won't offend anyone in your audience (jokes based on religion, ethnicity, physical characteristics should be avoided for this reason and are generally in bad taste)

-is appropriate to the situation (a rowdy joke shouldn't be told in an office, school, or other serious place)

-you understand (if you don't know what you're talking about, there's a great chance you may end up embarrassing yourself)

How to Deliver a Joke

Step 1. Know your joke.

When you begin, it's important to remember that, if nothing else, your recitation should be smooth. Fumbling through the telling irrepairably damages the humorous tone of your story. Also remember that you should NEVER begin by announcing that the joke is going to be funny. This is VERY second rate and puts your audience in the uncomfortable position of being obliged to laugh whether or not they are amused.

Step 2. Deliver the Background Information.

Now you already know what you're going to say, so relax. You need to provide the background information clearly but briefly.

-Speak clearly, authoritatively, and at a moderate pace.

-Don't digress; only provide relevant information and make every word count.

-Allow time for your audience to comprehend what you've said. (The slight tension this builds up is an invaluable addition to the humor in the end)

Step 3. Drop the Punch Line

Now you've got your hearers going. This is what you've really been leading up to. After hearing and understanding the build-up they're waiting to be bowled over by a brilliant conclusion. DON'T DISAPPOINT! To effectively deliver the punch line:

-Intone your voice ever so slightly to signal the arrival of the conclusion. (Some comedians and humorists say that this may be unnecessary if you're REALLY good, but many jokes have lost much of their steam because the audience didn't realize the punch line had arrived.)

-Don't rush. A measured, confident and controlled manner of speech is ideal.

Step 4. The Payoff

Enjoy the rewarding feeling of the laughter of an amused audience.

In rare cases, they may not laugh. But if you considered what kind of joke they would appreciate and delivered it clearly and briefly, then the problem probably isn't you. Sometimes people just aren't in the mood to laugh. This is where the little issue of tact comes in. With practice, you'll learn the fine points and before long you will be guaranteed a laugh every single time.

Final Hints, Tips and Tricks.

Emphasis can be added vocally by pausing briefly before or after important points and physically by slight movements of the body simultaneously with dramatic or important events in the joke.

Learn from the pros by watching and imitating comedians you enjoy.

Practice makes perfect, as with so many other skills.

If you have trouble remembering a joke word for word as you heard or read it, that's fine. Only, you must make sure that you remember enough of it to make your improvisation is seamless.

Keep your voice up at the end of a punch line to draw a bigger response from the audience. This works the same way a raised voice at the end of a question prompts a response from the hearer.

It's considered extremely amateur to chuckle your way through a joke. Enough said.

Don't kick yourself too hard if your first attempts fall short of your ideal expectations. As mentioned above practice is the key to success.

Lastly, be spontaneous. Once you have the guidelines above noted, FORGET ABOUT THEM. If you sound like you're getting this out of a book, then it will kill the natural fun of joking.

Webiny Lumshway

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