There Are Some Situations When You Should Not Play Short Jokes

Short jokes are good for creating fun and humor in the environment. They are capable of bringing fun and laughter in the atmosphere. But some people do not think about other's feelings. There jokes may hurt someone and situation may become worst. Simply understand that these kinds of amusement tricks are made for making others happy and comfortable.

There are some places and circumstances, where we must take care for some common things while playing jokes. We should share them on right place, at right time and with right person. So there are many situations where you should not make jokes.

o When your friend or relative or even a stranger is going on road and falls down. Never make a joke on this situation. It is time to go ahead and help. It is an accident and you may also become a victim of it.

o Do not play jokes when the people around you are sad or stuck up in some serious problem.

o When you are public function or in office, do not play jokes on anyone personal life. It may hurt him.

o Do not play prank on anyone's color complexion or physical disability. Because it is something that they have got by chance not by their choice.

o When you are in official meeting or in a seminar with your boss, do not make a mistake of playing joke there as It may result in your bad impression in their eyes and may add negative points on your work seriousness.

o Do not make fun of anyone's name in any public show or in any get together. No one will tolerate that.

o Do not play jokes when you in function where politics and country's named personalities are invited. Your one wrong jokes may create a big problem for you and you will become a part of big controversy.

o Do not make jokes when someone is sharing very critical and important information with you.

o Avoid tho jokes kind of jokes making fun of your teacher and parents. You should Respect them.

These are the understood facts, but sometimes we cross our limits and make blunders. It is worthless to harm your reputation for the sake of playing fun. We should maintain our dignity and behave according to situation.

Always Play good short jokes according to demand of events and you can read Short quotes to move towards success.

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Everyone Should Learn Three Inoffensive Jokes

A man who won millions in a lottery was once asked how the money had changed his life. The man answered: "People you to say I was rude and they now say I'm refreshing and I'm not witty where I once was a guy who new the punchlines to all he dirty jokes."

For anyone who does not have the luxury of being considered "witty" then learning a few inoffensive jokes is a must. This may not be as easy as it sounds as different people are offended by different things and some people are offended by almost anything. This not to say that there is not a time or place for the more colorful jokes.  These jokes should be avoid in public meetings, workplaces and when you first meet someone. Commonsense will go a long way in determining if a joke is safe to tell. Here are a few tips.

1) If the joke has offensive language which cannot be cleaned up then it should be saved for when you are with your friends.

2) Any joke that deals with any sexual situations or innuendos should likewise be avoided.

3) It should go without saying that racial jokes are big no. This also extents to nationality jokes as well. Telling a joke about a drunk Irishman or a penny-pinching Scot may seem harmless but people do take offense them just the same. Just because you are a member of a certain race or nationality does not give you the right to make self-deprecating jokes of that race or nationality.

4) Sexist jokes, whether about males or females, are also to be avoided.

5) You may think that blonde jokes, lawyer jokes or doctor jokes are safe to tell. If you do not know the professions of the people you are talking to, you may want to tread carefully.

Everyone should learn at least three inoffensive jokes to see them through any situation. To help with this task, three inoffensive jokes are listed below.

Joke 1

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a screaming baby. As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept repeating softly, "Keep calm, Fred. Don't get excited, Fred. Don't yell, Fred."

A lady watched with admiration and then said, "You are certainly to be commended for your patience in trying to quiet little Fred."

"Lady," he declared, "I'm Fred!"

Joke 2

Why are there no romantic restaurants on the moon?  Because there is no atmosphere.

Joke 3

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Tucson theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied "the balcony."

Brian Goethe runs the website http://www.cleanandfunny.com and understands the importance of not offending people with a joke.

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