Short Jokes Are the Best Medium to Create Fun at All Celebrations

We like spending our vacant time in participating in lots of activities. We can not sit idle and try to do some kind of funny activities. But among all activities, short jokes are the best way to utilize the time. We often get many chances to share different kinds of pranks in many celebrations. I would like to share some occasions and the kind of jokes to be shared at that time:-

For friends: There is no formality in friendship. You are welcome to share any kind of pranks with friends. You can share clean jokes and dirty or naughty jokes with your mates. I would rather say that they prefer to hear dirty and naughty jokes instead of clean or social jokes. You can have lots of fun and laughter with your well-wishers.

For family and relatives: It is the place where you care for limitation and boundaries. The family and relatives always like to hear clean jokes with a good message. Here you find your cousins, parents, uncle, aunts etc. Your cousins, in same age group, may like to hear some naughty jokes. So you can make your relation stronger while creating a good sense of humor with them. You can share social jokes with your elders to start a conversation.

For Birthdays and anniversaries: These kind of occasions are common and everyone wants to celebrate them with full enjoyment. So lots of short jokes are there on birthdays and anniversaries. Even you can make naughty jokes on couples to pull their legs and no one take it wrong, even they enjoy it.

For tours and travels: We usually go outside to see the world and to change our atmosphere. We travel by car, bus or plane. You can share many funny instances there to spend your journey time. That is the time when people around you feel a little bore and you can show your existence with your active sense of humor. You can share some social and family jokes to fill the environment with fun.

For marriage and parties: You can play many funny short jokes in Marriage and parties. In these kind of functions you meet with lots of your old friends and relatives. You can share your old childhood memories with them. Here is the place where your may seek for your girlfriend/boyfriend or life partner. So get noticed with your laughter and good sense of humor.

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Computer Jokes Can Easily Create Laughter Among the Crowd

Unlike the word "Computer", jokes regarding it are also famous in the same ratio around the whole world. People like and enjoy reading and listening jokes about the equipment they use most of the time.

Computer jokes basically include the stupid behavior of its tech. support and its users. Although it has become an inseparable part of our life, with the upgrading technology people are still confused to use it and their stupid question becomes the part of a joke which will obviously tickle your bone with laughter. As being familiar with the word computer and its functioning, you can enjoy the jokes related to it. It is more comprehensive and easy to understand which results to a quick laughter within you.

Funny computer pictures are also great to enjoy. You can find lots of them on web as they play a vital role to keep the funny computer jokes rolling on. As these jokes are funny and can be cracked any where, whenever an appropriate situation is available among the group. As most of us are use to with the term and its associates it can easily create laughter among the crowd.

You can read and enjoy some o of the funny computer jokes below:

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A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn't find the printer. The tech asked, "Are you working under windows?" The woman replied "no I'm near the door but the guy in the next cubical is working under a window and his printer works fine."

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A new employee calls the Help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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The above jokes were some of the funny computer jokes to entertain you. For more funny stuff regarding it, you can find huge collection of funny computer jokes on web.

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Why Wait For Someone Else To Create Really Funny Jokes?

Let's face it, we all love a laugh. We need funny events, funny jokes, comedy shows, cartoons, or even just listening to someone with an infectious laugh, because when we laugh it's nature's drug free high. We feel good about life, just for those moments.

Thousands of people trawl the Net each day in search of the latest jokes. There is a definite sense of one-upmanship if you can tell a joke the other person has yet to hear. Better still if you can regularly do it. Just think about the thousands of emails circulating workplaces with jokes, funny pictures, or daft video attached.

The sad thing about this activity is that we are all relying on someone out there to come up with, or who can point us in the direction of, these daily funnies. It never occurs to us that maybe we could come up with a joke ourselves. To create a joke that no-one has heard before, and start it on a world wide internet adventure is an exhilarating feeling, but too much like hard work for most. They'd rather spend time posting the same tired old gags on internet joke forums, or trawling joke sites in the vain hope of spotting something new.

Yet jokes don't just materialise out of digital nowhere. Someone somewhere has created them. Admittedly a lot are taken from routines of well known comedians, albeit in most cases without due credit, or lifted from comedy shows, but a significant amount are created by ordinary folk who had a lightbulb moment.

We can all do it if we take the time. We often say funny or amusing things that we immediately forget about, or something will happen during the day that raises a smile, or, better still, forces a laugh. Imagine being able to recall all those wonderful moments and write them down. What a wealth of material. You could undoubtedly write your own comedy series.

If you're not blessed with total recall then play around with words. The English language is fertile ground when it comes to growing your own jokes. Puns and double-entendres abound. Give yourself half an hour, arm yourself with a dictionary, and flick through, picking pages at random. Look for words with more than one meaning. Bar is a classic example.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch!

When you're looking at definitions, make a note too of common terms and phrases associated with that word. Use a well known phrase as your punchline and work backwards. The more you train yourself to look for amusing connections, the easier it becomes to create funny lines. Given a few practice runs there's no reason why your creation shouldn't be the latest hot joke doing the Internet rounds.

I'll leave you with a joke I created a while ago, but which came about when I was playing cards. The two key words here are hand and trump. I came up with the punchline first and then filled in the rest.

A Doctor is not surprised to see the name of a particular patient on his list. The elderly gent in question has recently had heart surgery and treatment for painful arthritis in his hand. However, there is another reason for his visit.

"It`s very embarrassing, Doctor. But I keep breaking wind in company. I was at the golf club Thursday and couldn`t stop myself. On Friday it was all quiet in the chess club until I let one go. Same thing has happened at the Dancing Club, the Social Club and the Gardeners Club. I can`t seem to stop blowing off."

"Alright" says the Doctor, "Let`s check a couple of things. Are you wearing any gold or precious stones?"

The old man is somewhat puzzled but says, "Good Lord, no. Never been into wearing anything like that."

"And are you still digging vegetables on your allotment?"

"No. The wife was concerned it was too much for me, so she put my shovels away in the loft where I can`t get at them."

"Mmmm" says the Doctor, "I think I see your problem. High spades, a dodgy heart, too many clubs and no diamonds. With a hand like yours you`re bound to trump!"

Graham Parry, is editor of The Bramfieldian, presenting up to the minute spoof news from the Suffolk village of Bramfield.

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